renungan entah dari mana #1

gue heran kenapa orang-orang yang "ga ada apa-apanya" bisa terkenal. lu pada peratiin berita di tivi ga pada? makin lama isi beritanya makin ga berbobot, ada aja hal-hal aneh yang terjadi. bahkan bisa dikategorikan komedi.

mencerminkan banget seperti apa negara kita, lelucon.

APALAGI TOKOH TOKOH PEMBUAT BERITA INI

mulai dari briptu norman, arya wiguna, farhat. eyang jubur apalah itu, sekarang ada baru lagi, munarman... YANG GUE KAGA NGERTI, KENAPA? IYA KENAPA, KENAPA MEREKA MAU BERBUAT HAL BODOH DI DEPAN KAMERA? TERKENAL LAGI.

mati aja

Apalagi itu arya wiguna... bikin lagu segala lagi. apakah lagunya laku? gue harap kaga. gue tadi cek di video eka gustiwana (btw dia berbakat kok) di video demi tuhannya... "jadikan ini RBT kamu" dan isi otak gue langsung loncat ke langit-langit kamar gue?

WUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTT?

ORANG MANA YANG MAU MENJADIKAN SUARA WIGUNA TEREAK TEREAK SEBAGAI RBTNYA? KASIAN YANG NELPON GUE, KASIANNNNN

ok

dota 2 can blow your fucking mind

[20:22:55] theberstain: mic w rusak
[20:23:00] Kenny L: halah
[20:23:01] Kenny L: tai
[20:23:04] Kenny L: kok rusak
[20:23:05] Kenny L: baru beli
[20:41:37] Hendro_sky: Woi
[20:41:42] Hendro_sky: Np lu
[20:41:55] Kenny L: inet gua mati
(1 jam kemudian)
[22:07:39] Kenny L: wtf
[22:07:41] Kenny L: gua ke dc
[22:07:44] Kenny L: what the fuck
[22:07:59] theberstain: OH FUCK
[22:08:00] theberstain: FUCK
[22:08:01] theberstain: FUCK
[22:08:02] theberstain: FU
[22:08:03] theberstain: FUCK
[22:08:08] Kenny L: holy shit
[22:08:09] theberstain: KITA SEMUA DISCONNECT KEN
[22:08:10] theberstain: FUCK
[22:08:11] theberstain: FUCK
[22:08:13] Kenny L: what
[22:08:13] theberstain: FUCK MAN
[22:08:14] Kenny L: why
[22:08:14] theberstain: FUCK
[22:08:18] Kenny L: what the fuck happening
[22:08:21] Kenny L: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
[22:08:22] Kenny L: zzzzzzzzz
[22:08:24] Kenny L: dah
[22:08:27] Kenny L: gua udhan
[22:08:30] Kenny L: besok mis satu dro
[22:08:36] theberstain: NANGIS KEN
[22:08:40] theberstain: AYO NANGIS AMA GUE
[22:08:41] theberstain: NANGIS
[22:08:47] Kenny L: AINT I GOT TIME FOR THAT (ENGLISH, DO YOU SPEAK IT?)
[22:08:50] Kenny L: KIS MY ASS
[22:08:53] Kenny L: SCREW YOU
[22:08:55] theberstain: KENNY
[22:08:57] theberstain: SERVERNYA
[22:08:58] theberstain: KEN
[22:09:01] theberstain: KEHJIREBVIJUBTGFEVUIJ
[22:09:03] theberstain: NGENRUEIBVHNJKIBHJKBT
[22:09:04] theberstain: FBHLVJIREBNRTG
[22:09:10] Hendro_sky: Slow
[22:09:18] Kenny L: OH YEA I PICK IT UP JUST TO THROW IT AWAY JUST TO THROW IT AWAY
[22:09:31] theberstain: GAME SESION IFNWRE VUJIBRFEHV
[22:09:56] theberstain: NO FUCK THIS
[22:09:59] theberstain: FUCK THIS
[22:10:01] theberstain: I QUIT
[22:10:04] theberstain: I FUCKING QUIT
[22:10:26] theberstain: fuck my life
[22:10:27] theberstain: i just
[22:10:29] theberstain: why
[22:10:32] theberstain: why me
[22:10:35] Hendro_sky: Anjeng lah
[22:10:40] Hendro_sky: Dah gg tuh
[22:10:41] theberstain: its 1 fucking hour of gameplay
[22:10:44] theberstain: dikit lagi
[22:10:47] theberstain: kita menang
[22:10:50] theberstain: why

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jujur aja gue beberapa bulan ini banyak waktu luang buat bikin artikel apapun itu, tapi selalu aja ada hal yang membuat gue 'males' buat ngetik.

1. males
2. ga ada ide
3. kurang gizi
4. bulu kaki gue keiket sama tali sepatu